bumhoel

Bumhoel-a word used to describe your big brother when he's being silly or making fun of you or your spelling.

Little sister -Hey howa are you ?
Big brother -"howa" ? haaaa lmao you can't spell you loser !
Little sister -Oh shut it you bumhoel ! :)

Result - argument won !

by terry26 February 7, 2010

Bumhole signal

The circular symbol on an iPhone showing that you don't have 3G but instead have the awful GPRS

Grr, can't get on the internet..got bumhole signal!
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.

by Gregggssss April 26, 2012

Bumholian

A word that Brian May, the legendary guitarist of the band Queen, used on Twitter. A popular among Queen fans.

Probably means “bummer” or something negative, only that it is very cute because of, well, Brian May.

Brian: Today’s weather was very bumholian.

Us: Is bumholian even a word?

by Sebcery January 22, 2020

Maggot Sucking Bumhole

A derogatory term with no specific definition. Generally used quite casually in the same sort of context as fartbag and arsesucker.

Tim: "Bagsy front seat!"
Gregg: "Oh you always get the front seat you maggot sucking bumhole!"

"Well, at least I don't suck maggots you maggot sucking bumhole!"

by mikethemilf March 26, 2009

cock muff bumhole

Much like rock, paper, scissors but instead, the middle finger is raised to symbolise cock, first 2 fingers in a V to represent muff and an "ok" gesture (thumb and first finger in a circle, other fingers pointing up) to show bumhole. First seen in Nathan Barley

Lets settle this with Cock Muff Bumhole

by Evilded December 16, 2005

Bumhole Toffee

The remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!

Man 1 "Oh my life Humphrey are you cooking up some bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."

by nanaki13 June 26, 2009

bumhole

literally the anus, anatomically speaking.

My girlfriend was on the rag all week so I had to do her bumhole.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004