bumfiddle

simply, an action where you flex your bum cheeks and somehow figure out how to play a fiddle with it.

"Oh my god, that guy is such a good bumfiddler!"

"Yeah look at his bootie flex that fiddle in such a violent way!"

bumfiddle by giannapranker123 July 11, 2009

Bumfiddle

Bateson87 is a bumfiddle

Dylan:bateson is my bumfiddle
Matt:same

Bumfiddle by Bumfiddlejim May 5, 2019

Bumfizzle 

means that someone is showing off and and they are full of themselves and always wants the attention.

Ew their bumfizzles

Bumfizzle by ilymaddie March 1, 2017

bumdiddly 

another word for "nothing"

"i did bumdiddly today"
"there is bumdiddly to eat in this house"

bumdiddly by Erielle Aemma July 31, 2006

Bumfuddle 

1. to place an object in one's own anus to assert dominance over the object. Often times a coping mechanism

1. John believed that he deserved a better grade than the unsatisfactory grade that he received on his test. So he bumfuddled the test to show it who was boss.

Bumfuddle by Dr. Manuel February 23, 2004

bumdiddlyumptious 

An expression used to denote an extreme bummer of a situation. Origin: portmanteaux of "scrumdiddlyumptious" (word coined by Roald Dahl in his book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) and "bummer."

Matt: My parents ate all of the seafood pie I cooked! There's no food left for me-- and I cooked enough for 8!

Ned: Aw, that's bumdiddlyumptious!

bumdiddlyumptious by BritDazzle August 24, 2009

bumdiddler 

(n.) Someone who likes to play with their asshole, or someone else's; this also includes the playing with fecal matter

Tiffany is such a dirty bumdiddler....

bumdiddler by Analkingdom December 30, 2013