by captainspanker March 13, 2009
Get the bum monkeymug. Of Arab origin, a Bum Monkey is a small, Anal-dwelling monkey that makes a habitat out of the rectal passage. It feeds off lumpy faeces and looks like a rodent.
by Maverick Corleone May 31, 2006
Get the Bum Monkeymug. 1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.
Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there
by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010
Get the The Bum Bead Monkeymug. by extremeknowledge May 18, 2011
Get the monkey bummug. Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.
by The_Morganator August 10, 2009
Get the Monkey bum facemug. by teague k January 28, 2008
Get the kinky monkey bum sexmug. by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018
Get the monkey bum pantsmug.