bum bread 

the act of shitting between 2 pieces of bread to create a sandwhich.

crocker: hey guys im back with a sandwich
me: you have most probably shat in that
ash: yeah he did he's eating bum bread.

bum bread by fleat101 July 11, 2011

Bread Bum 

a person with a lack of a bum or a flat bum than mimicks that of a slice of bread which is thinly sliced - therefore the person having a Bread Bum

"Rehh, that girl's peng"
"Yeah, but she be having some bread bum though"

Bread Bum by emekaisyourfriend July 15, 2009

Bum hole banana bread 

Biting into a delicious smelling pre-packaged, school safe brand banana bread only to find it tastes so revolting it's reminiscent of a bum hole. You spit it out immediately and notice wispy cotton candy like mold on the banana bread you just ate.

Jolyne: "Did I tell you about the bum hole banana bread I ate yesterday?"
Hermes: "Yeah, you never shut up about it"
Jolyne: "Well good, it was the worst experience of my entire life!

Bum hole banana bread by Your_mum69 October 21, 2020

bum beads

bum beads are droplets of saliva left after some serious ass rimming.

"Did you meet Nick at the gay bar the other night?" "Yeah, sure did. I went back to his place and rimmed him for ages. When I was done, I pulled away and could make out his bum beads."

bum beads by Jonathan June 17, 2006

The Bum Bead Monkey 

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.

Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there

The Bum Bead Monkey by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010

bum beads

A word which is used to express displeasure.

Oh Bum Beads, I've just dropped my bat!

bum beads by dogboy1973 November 30, 2005

breadcake bum

A woman with a wide flat ass that's hard slightly tanned and crusty on top of her ass cheeks then pale flakey white at the bottom of the butt, always has her thong sticking out with full on builders crack smiling at you

Dam that girl need to pull up her jeans or lose some weight shes showing her breadcake bum

breadcake bum by realtalk81 February 3, 2015