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bum bean 

bum beans are the bits of poo that stick on your bum hairs lol
ive got some right bum beans
bum bean by lil-simo October 11, 2007
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Flicking the bum bean 

Flicking your, or someone elses bum bean is when the prostate is massaged or fingers are inserted into the anus to stimulate the male G spot. This can be done to females but with less effect. This is often used by people to enhance masturbation or the sexual thrill of other people. It is an aquired taste.
Steve: i've began experimenting with Stacie, we're really getting into it.
John: ahh nice, are you going to get her to flick your bum bean?
Steve: yeah man. Flicking the bum bean makes orgasming so much more pleasurable.
Flicking the bum bean by Unneededinfo November 16, 2010

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine 

the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!

guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"

girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"

guy - "AND!!!!"

girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"
Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine [

bum beanie 

when someone has got their head shoved so far up their ass that they are wearing their bum as a beanie.
(guy is parked at a green light)
driver behind - (beeps horn) stop wearing your bum beanie!
bum beanie by natnatnat_ April 14, 2008

beaner bum 

When a mexican illegaly crosses the american border and lives his life as a fat stupid guy who does no work. Then he proceeds to nutting off all over himself.
That beaner bum is the scariest thing next to care bears.

Beanie Bum 

A boy who is beyond the nexus of ''fat'' or ''obese'' and has a strange appearance mehbeh a mole or a Wanna be Justin Bieber. It's basically a fat person Insult Directed at the size of an ass.
HAY HO. -Throws stones at person- HAY LOOK EVERYBODY ITZ A BEANIE BUM!!!
Beanie Bum by Culleim November 29, 2010

bumbeanie baby

pet name for a loved one
Bumbeanie baby! I love you!
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