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bullmastiff 

someone that is extremely muscular that weighs more than 230 pounds and has massive lower body development
"how long have you been hitting calves? or have you always been a bullmastiff??
bullmastiff by bighock June 5, 2010

ballwasher

corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.
hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.
ballwasher by aragorn February 16, 2004

bullfatter 

bullfatter by ALFRED DUNKEY August 30, 2003
A word used to describe frustration with a situation or when one has no idea what the conversation is about or what to add to it or when one agrees with the severity of the situation described. The principal is similar to "lol", "whatever" and others.

Moreover, "Bullasses" just sounds funny and it is catchy too. Try it!
Todd: "My gf hates me now because I missed one phone call"
Dave: "Bullasses"
Todd: "I know :D"

==

you: "So what do you think about Pete getting a promotion?"
me: "Bullasses"
you: "noice!"
Bullasses by Dimon December 19, 2006

bullmastiff 

An Awesome dog breed originating from england; mix of mastiff and bull dog. Originally used by estate game keepers to engage poachers and hold them to the ground without mauling them until the game keeper arrived. Extremely terretorial and protective of its owners and property. Good family dogs for people who have time.
The bullmastiff quickly tore the trespasser down in a powerful leap.

The bullmastiffs didn't miss a beat after eating a four pound bag of quick dry cement.

After being kept in the kitchen all day, the bullmastiff decided to chew his way through the wall into the hallway.
bullmastiff by Norte Borracho August 3, 2006

BALLWASHED 

1) Someone who believes in the globe theory.

2) Some who simps for NASA.

3) A Nerd that spews squiggly math and science.

4) Being Ballwashed is a mental issue.
-Look at Frank getting angry and belittling at that flat earther. He is showing clear signs of ballwashedism. (what a pathetic loser)
-Paul sleeps in a rocket ship bed at 30+yr old and stays up all night watching space movies. Paul is ballwashed.
BALLWASHED by Mallory.Bowser October 19, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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