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Bullshitery 

The act of bullshitting on a massive scale
Bill Clinton immersed the world in his bullshitery regarding his relationship with his intern
Bullshitery by Kevin Coin September 6, 2007

bullshiter 

someone who constantly spews bullshit out of their mouths without first thinking if it makes any sense
i offered ary one G of redbud for $20.00 cause she always thalks about getting an oz or 2 over the weekend, but being the bullshiter she is she told me she "gets it free from her friend that only she knows"
bullshiter by sir smokesalot January 19, 2007

bullshiner 

A "bullshiner" is a cleaner version of "bullshitter". It waqs made mainstream by favourite Big Brother housemate, Mario Marconi.

The word is often part of the expression "Billy Bullshiner", There are many theories as to why Mario puts the word/Name "Billy" at the begging, one theory is that, because it's alliteration it makes it sound good and rolls of the tongue. Another is that the name "Billy" often crops up before other famous derogatory slurs, such as "Billy no Mates".
Mario Marconi ain't no Billy Bullshiner, I can tell you that!
bullshiner by CAZZZZZZZa July 7, 2008

Bullshitery 

Metaphorical reference to a corrupt action that has been accepted for too long or is over-rated.
Sociology's use of convoluted and made-up vocabulary to over-explain simple concepts (such as "objectivation" over "objectification") or concepts that could be explained simply is bullshitery.
Bullshitery by EliDaWood May 7, 2017

beltline bullshiter 

All the lying Congresspersons and a lobbying lycanthrope or 2 (two) feeding at the hog trough of hard earned taxcow blood sweat and tears.
beltline bullshiters are 'bout to learn the true golden rule: do unto others as you would have then do unto you
beltline bullshiter by @thedocwho2 February 18, 2019

Bullshiternet 

1.(noun)Most commonly used to describe an unbearably slow internet connection, particularly a 56k or dial-up, but also can be used when the internet is lagging during video-game play.

2.(noun)What you call the internet after it betrays you by allowing someone to upload a virus to your computer.
(1.)Jon: Why is my MLG(Major League Gaming) video taking so long to download?
Alex: My guess is that its your Bullshiternet connection, you really need to upgrade.

(2.)Jon:Dude what happened? I thought you had that no-scope. It went right through his dome piece.
Alex: It's my damn Bullshiternet provider, it's been slow all damn day.
Bullshiternet by thePsychoAssassin November 20, 2009
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trucker's tan 

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