bullschmidt

a story that is so ridiculous one may only shake their head and laugh at it

Person 1: Dude I have 32 guns at my house and 84 bow and arrows............oh and I blow shit up like all the time!

Person 2: Bullschmidt!!!!

by The Unknown3485857436363827617 January 28, 2011

Ludwig Beilschmidt

A German man that makes coffee out of dandelions, which a Japanese guy thinks is really girly, and has to pull Italians out of ditches because they started out as his prisoner but they're really his only friend/lover. He is also stupidly neat and nudity is fine with him, though he doesn't like it when the Italian guy comes in his bed at night because it scares him in the morning.

Ludwig Beilschmidt: *picks dandelions and grinds them for coffee*
Japan: He looks so girly!

by GermanicPride March 19, 2014

bullshmitted

To have plans with the same friend who usually cancels.

I was going to hang out with Ryan today, but he bullshmitted and had to reschedule.

by Ryan's friend July 4, 2010

beilschmidt

A typical Beilschmidt is a guy who is strong, a good fighter, has blonde hair and lots of muscles.
He doesn't talk very much and is quiet serious.
In fact he's your typical German.
He likes beer, Wurst and has a weird brother living in his cellar.

"A bit more serious guys!"
Oh my gosh you're such a Beilschmidt!

by Evenstxr December 30, 2016