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bullgoon 

A big burly, beefed-out surly meathead type. Best typified by powerlifters, strongmen, and cops who're near to bustin' their shirt-collars with their throbbing neckveins.
"Nebraska's football offensive line is chockfull of some total bullgoons"

"man, I wouldn't want to get on that bullgoon cop's badside. He looks like he could snap me in half with no trouble!"
bullgoon by Bullneck December 14, 2008
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bullgoon 

A stalwart, sturdy, thickset, burly, dimpled-chin tough guy -- regardless of height -- often employed as a cop, prison guard, or in other enforcement position befitting his stature and bulk.
'Holy cow, dude, I don't wanna mess with that guy -- he's a total bullgoon!'
bullgoon by Bullneck October 18, 2008
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bullgoon 

A big burly, beefed-out surly meathead type. Best typified by powerlifters, strongmen, and cops who're near to bustin' their shirt-collars with their throbbing neckveins.
"Nebraska's football offensive line is chockfull of some total bullgoons"

"Man, I wouldn't want to get on that bullgoon cop's badside. He looks like he could snap me in half with no trouble!"
bullgoon by Bullneck December 14, 2008

bullgoose 

Primary, head, first in order of significance. Also, quintessential, pure.
As a consequence of routinely playing handball with his own turds, Randall was recognized as the chief bullgoose looney at the asylum.
bullgoose by ubiq1 November 3, 2010

Bullcoon 

It's a mixture of a bull dog and a racoon. Usually common on small angry mexican girls.
Boy 1: Dude do you know that girl Eliana that looks like a her dog and a racoon?
Boy 2: Yeah dude she looks like a bullcoon

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026