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bujnowski 

The 'j' is silent. Get it right.
My entire family: the 'j' is silent in Bujnowski.
bujnowski by dickchard March 13, 2021
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bujnowski 

The 'j' is silent. Get it right.
My entire family: the 'j' is silent in Bujnowski.
bujnowski by dickchard March 13, 2021

dirty bukowski 

when a guy is so drunk that he passes out while fucking some skank and then wakes up the next morning with a dildo in his ass
Did you hear about James? He brought some chick home from a bar and ended up with a dirty bukowski...
dirty bukowski by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

Bukowskiesque 

The state or quality of being like the beat author and poet Charles Bukowski. Essentially an interesting, low rent, heavy-drinking, blue collar, womanizing barroom philosopher.
I know this dive bar that has a bunch of Bukowskiesque characters who hang out in it.
Bukowskiesque by Boulevardier April 18, 2010

Bajowski 

Another word for a BJ, or a blowjob. A lesser known word for someone getting their cock sucked.
Vince: Hey what's up?

John: Not much. just hanging out with my girlfriend.

Vince: Have you ever gotten a bajowski from her?

John: Yes. Got one yesterday.

Vince: Alright John!!!!
Bajowski by Ben_Sexy_Ben May 22, 2010

Charles Bukowski 

An incredibly funny, Los Angeles writer known as "the prophet of skid row." Bukowski published thousands of poems, hundreds of short stories, and six novels. His simple writing style is often imitated and centers on drinking, whores, and playing the horses. Bukowski spent many years drifing across the USA in a drunken haze, working crap jobs, fighting in bars, and living in flop houses. Later, he returned to LA, worked at the Post Office, played the horses, and started writing. He wrote the autobiographical movie "Barfly" staring Mickey Rourke and Faye Dunaway.
"...well, I wasn't quite a bum. I had a library card and I checked books in and out, large stacks of them, always taking the limit allowed..."--Charles Bukowski, The Burning of the Dream.
Charles Bukowski by Mack C January 16, 2007

expert bajowski 

when you let your girlfriend take her finger and rotate it slowly up your anus, while simultaneously sucking your dick with her tonsils only.
Dude, Spencer gave Madison the best expert bajowski i've ever seen
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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