buddy whack 

two men admiring a hot female put one arm around each other, cross arms at the front and proceed to whack eachother off. NOTE: if a group of mates get the same desire, they line up side by side and perform a river whack.

Paul and Steve were at the pub, when in walked an amazing blonde. The boys pulled eachother close and in unison screamed "BUDDY WHACK!!!!" This unusual practice brough a few stares from the older crowd at the rsl.

buddy whack by Tappers April 26, 2010

whack me off, buddy 

whack me off, buddy is what a guy says to his jack-off squire whenever he wants a hand-job.

Matt always says " whack me off, buddy" when he wants me to jack him off!

whack me off, buddy by USAF Cadet August 8, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016