A true mother to his 5 children. A man who had ginormous milkers and is a caring mother. Loves pizza. He has sticky fingers and zippers.
If he sees you do drugs he will try to save you. However, if he sees you sell drugs he will ari-ari you to death so fabulous you will be sent to hell for all eternity but your eyes will be blessed by his hot asf face
Verb: the act of looking busy, while really just mentally spacing out in order to avoid helping with housework. To wander around aimlessly instead of getting dressed and ready to go, often done unintentionally when hungover.
Leenie, what are you doing in there? Can you please stop buckfarting around and get dressed before we're late for dinner.
Ryan Thomas! Stop buckfarting around and get your ass in here and help me with these dishes!