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bruised banana 

A derogatory term for an asian person who acts black.
"Oh my god, look at that bruised bruised banana playing basketball!"
bruised banana by fokker July 9, 2006

bruised banana 

when a person of either sex is performing fellatio, and that person giving said fellatio punches them in the penis before ejaculating. it could be a way of torture, punishment, or in some cases, pleasure.
She was going down on me, then right when I was about to blow, she gave me a bruised banana out of nowhere. She's so full of surprises.
bruised banana by RedSpectre August 9, 2012

bruised banana 

when a male is masterbating and he went to hard at jacking off so he has a bruised penis
dude I got a bruised banana from jacking off last night

Bruised Banana Salad 

The grinded marijuana mixture, formed by combining the two types of marijuana: Blue Dream and Banana Kush
When Kevin asked Si if he knew what bruised banana salad was, he replied "the combination of Blue Dream and Banana Kush"
Bruised Banana Salad by C-Mos August 23, 2011

Bruised Bananas 

A "chinese banana" who acts black.
I saw some Bruised Bananas called Azn Pride
Bruised Bananas by TheNeonRaindeer February 4, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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