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pronounced "brew-dain"
the name given to a dyslexic chav whilst talking on msn
"you hanging low blud?"
"yasp m2 whrrrt byot p"
"wtf dude u brudain"
brudain by alf-ace February 22, 2008
Words you can keep
1. To mess even the simplest of tasks up.
or
2. some one who says alright alot.
1. person 1. can u pass me that drink please.

person 2 imediatly knocks the drink over.

Person 1. f*** sake you done a baudain.

Person 1 has lapped person 2 10 times on need for speed.

Person 1. your such a baudain at this game.
2.
person 1 . you alright
person 2. yea im alright are you alright are they alright im alright where all aright then everythings alright alright
Baudain by Isaaci August 1, 2010
Related Words

Baudains scale 

The Baudains Scale is a way of measuring how attractive someone is.

As opposed to the usual rating system based on a score out of 10, the Baudains Scale adopts a time frame as the scale ranging from 6pm / 18:00 to 2am / 02:00. This score is considered when you are out on the town drinking with friends or colleagues relating to the amount of alcohol you would consume before taking them home.

Giving an individual a score of 6pm would be the equivalent of a 10/10 and would require no alcohol consumption. On the other hand, giving a score of 2am means you would be heavily intoxicated and would regret your decision in the morning.
Man 1 - "Her at the bar Baudains Scale, go!"
Man 2 - "A good 11pm"
Man 1 - "Not a chance, that's a strong 1am"
Baudains scale by BaudScaler December 12, 2017

Brudzinski 

Polish name for sexual stud. Probably one of the coolest hottest people ever. Also term for polish jelly donut filled with chocolate eaten right after honeymoon sex.
Dude that Brudzinski kid is soooooooo fine, i kinda wanna sex him up a bit.

Hey im kinda tired after that 17 secs of awesome love making, lets have a Brudzinski
Slang in the medical community for a so called sedation "protocol" or lack there of. Usually used when referring to combative/non-compliant patients, it consists of getting as many nurses as possible and/or possible large male nurses that usually don't speak much English but can squat 450lbs and bench 350lbs. If done correctly BRUTAINE does not require a HAM sandwich (Haldol-Ativan-Morphine) or any sort of drugs however if you get some really crazy people you might have to hit them pretty hard with something cruel like 100mg of chlorpromazine (aka the over used anti-psychotic of the 60's!!).
Nurse Annie: Doctor! Doctor! The patient is hitting/biting/being a pain in the ass and won't calm down! Help!

Doctor Smith: Did someone request an order for some BRUTAINE?!!!! *Gets out Rx pad* Nurse Vladimir go help Nurse Annie before I get wild and finish this order for 15mg of Versed to sedate that crazy GOMER that's been sitting here for weeks.

Nurse Vladimir: Yes Doctor /Russian accent. *Proceeds to overhead press patient then forcefully straps him into restraints in his bed*
BRUTAINE by CTU_FieldAgent200 July 2, 2011

brujaing 

tit fucking- with more than one person, that have common beliefs, like a cult- in the forest, woods, or somewhere not behind closed doors.
penis between boobs, in the middle of nowhere, with a group such as a cult.

"i saw my sister brujaing in the mountans."
brujaing by Bonquiqui June 24, 2008
bradain is the biggest whore in the world/srs. they are so annoying and always screenshot the snaps you send them. they are aggressive and not fun to be around. jk bradains are okay i guess
bradain is being such a poo today
bradain by hshchshfhsd September 24, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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