Brownwood

Brownwood is a mess. Most residents have been doing drugs since the age of 11. Many come from an inbred family. They dress like they are uncivilized. Their favorite food is donuts, and they like going to the park. They drink a lot and go to jail often. They are also homophobic and racist. Overall Brownwood is a terrible place to live.

Man did you hear about Brownwood?

Yeah! It's an awful place.

by i-define-stuff February 4, 2019

Brownwood

A town in Texas that has become known for its tolerance towards the homosexual lifestyle. In honor of Brownwood's acceptance of alternative lifestyle, the term Brownwood has been associated with gay anal intercourse.

After banging his teammate in the booty, the gay Lion was left holding Brownwood in his hand.

by Rocket_Rodney August 13, 2008

Brownwood

1. A town in Texas best known for a large homosexual population.
2. The result of anal intercourse.
3. The erection of a black man.
4. Wood that is actually brown.

I was cruising for foxes in Brownwood, when a big black stud hit me upside my head with a brownwood club and then booty raped me with his brownwood, resulting in his erection becoming brownwood.

by Brownwood_Booty_Slammer August 24, 2008

brownwood lions soccer

A bunch of badass soccer players

Did you see the brownwood lions soccer team being badass

by Suck my ass3506 January 13, 2021

Brownwood Love Story

When you marry your High School sweetheart while still making minimum wage.

"have you seen that Ben and Whitney are engaged? Yeah, That sure is a Brownwood Love Story."

by michaelflipabrickandmakeitamil July 24, 2025

brookwood shot

A shot originated from alums of the elementary school Brookwood. It is a chaser of natural light followed by a shot of fine vodka such as mccormicks, and finished off by more natural light.

When your done playing beer pong you should take a couple brookwood shots

by brookwood_alum December 11, 2011

Browntooth

Derived from the more common 'Bluetooth', Browntooth is a standard communication format used by hobos and/or tramps.

Said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not 'Browntooth' compatible. Once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely.

The tramp used browntooth to locate fellow tramps in the vicinity.

by Mr Evans Rules October 12, 2008