The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.
I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.
by khaytsus April 15, 2010