Brown Storm 

A phrase used to describe explosive diarrea. In this context, however, it is implied that the diarrea is being used as a weapon to defecate on another, or to vandalize property. The act of defication is often coincides with yelling the phrase "brown storm".

The suspect was handcuffed in the back of the squard car. As the police officer drove him to jail, the suspect turned around in the back seat, yanked his pants down, pressed his buttocks to the grill in the squad car cage, yelled "brown storm!", and sprayed the cop and the whole front of the car with a messy brown storm.

Brown Storm by mrwheelbarow July 25, 2009

brown storm 

Similar the concept of a golden shower, but intstead you take a dump on someone. Also could be used if someone shits their pants!

I was so grossed out by the brown storm unleashed on my chest by my boyfriend that I brown stormed my pants!

brown storm by basicallygod September 28, 2010

brown storm 

brown storm - a great mess or ordeal; a polite way to say "shit storm" when in mixed company

Dawn Marie was hit with a brown storm of paperwork; she had to stay late for two weeks before she could catch up.

brown storm by IMKessel November 11, 2007

Brown Eye of the Storm

When you really have to take an explosive shit and you think that there is no way that you'll make it to a toilet, but are saved by a brief period of relief, giving you precious time to book it to the john.

I almost shit my pants in the park today; luckily, the Brown Eye of the Storm hit so I had time to get to Home Depot.

Brown Eye of the Storm by winniebegoandthedego September 7, 2010

Brawnstorming 

When two or more men get together and figure shit out. Women not required or desired.

Mike: Hey Steve! Did you figure out that problem with your car?

Steve: No. I was going to call you and Matt to come over for a brawnstorming session to get this thing fixed.

Brawnstorming by Steve Fraser January 22, 2009

brownstorm 

Brainstorming on the toilet

I'll be right back, going to brownstorm about this for a bit.

brownstorm by Litrature December 10, 2022

Brownstorming 

A rapid, unfiltered ideation process akin to "throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks," where many ideas are generated with the expectation that only a few will be viable.

Our brainstorming session went south and turned into full-on brownstorming, with everyone tossing out random ideas just to see if anything would stick.

Brownstorming by WilliamForrester January 31, 2025