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brown pound /action/ - aka "amateur anal" OR unplanned unprepared anal sex
Friend- "Hey, did u go home with that drunk chick last night from the bar?" Ted-" Yeah man, she was a brown pound." Friend- "What the fuck is a brown pound dude?" Ted-" She shit-shined my meat stick man!" "Looked like a can of refried beans busted on my man crotch and smelled as though I swirled my man meat in a port-o-potty of death!" Friend-"Damn dude, that's fucked!" "So, what are you gonna do?" Ted-"Oh, I'm going to see her again tomorrow night."
brown pound by LadyBlue81 August 11, 2022
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Brown Pound 

The amount of money paid in total (over a month) to you whilst you're doing a poo at your job.

Any money earnt using the Brown Pound method is spend on binge food, drink or general crap.
"I get paid £5.00 an hour. I worked 24 hours over the past month, which means I earnt £120.00.

I spent 2 hours in total doing a poo over that month. That means my company paid me £10.00 to do a dump. Yay! Lets buy cookie dough!"

And thus, the Brown Pound is born.
Brown Pound by Peachixx February 27, 2007

Brown-pound 

To beat up a female who is much much smaller than you to the point where her face is extremely bruised. Taken from Chris Brown's beating of his hot girlfriend.
Aaron: Dude, my girlfriend said nickelback sucked. I brown-pounded her.

Jake: (hits aaron hard) dude, you dont hit a woman! and nickelback DOES suck!
(hits him again)

downtown brown pound 

I tried going in the back door but she said wasn't ready for a downtown brown pound

Round and Brown Pound 

An act of personal pleasure while watching exotic and erotic video content. This act involves watching erotic films that differ from the individuals normal preference or genre.
Dan: I had an evening alone last night, and I was feeling a tad feisty and looking for something different. I got onto a strange site, and next thing you know, I'm enjoying slow and sensual pleasure while watching Asian and Afro-American porn.

Jack: Sounds like you had a lil' Round and Brown Pound.

Ten Pound Brown 

A Massive analfish that you are shocked even made it out without tearing. A bowl plugger, a brick. Plunger material.
"Dude, i just gave birth to a ten pound brown."
Ten Pound Brown by Rhodeisland11 November 19, 2011

Pound Town Brown

A metaphorical location referring to the act of anal sex. Quite simply, this is the back door version of Pound Town.
It's always a bonus when a trip to Pound Town includes a side-stop at Pound Town Brown.

She's so fine, I wanna take her to Pound Town Brown.
Pound Town Brown by Morgan Martin January 13, 2009