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It's fuckin' poop

I dropped some brown matter in the toilet.

brown matter by BenFromAllstate July 11, 2016

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Brown Lives Matter

A term to describe that Hispanic lives mattter too. Us people deserve justice. Therefore Brown Lives matter

Guy-ALL LIVES MATTER
Guy 2-nah dude I think you mean brown lives matter

Brown Lives Matter by Lick My Nut August 11, 2020

Brown Eye Master

A certain point in time where a person has had butt sex so many times that it feels like something is always in their ass.

BK's new boyfriend made butt love to his ass some many times that he became a Brown Eye Master.

Brown Eye Master by JRoemer December 30, 2007

Angel Jose Robles Is Clue Master And Stephanie Brown

Angel Jose Robles Is Clue Master And Stephanie Brown by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

brownhatter

A bull queer who, on extracting his cock from his quean's arse, finds its helmet covered in shit.

Tony Blair's brownhatted himself over the Iraqi war.

brownhatter by yadswyver June 29, 2003

brownbatter

When evidence is presented of one's physical assault on a spouse/significant other, the act of mumbling inane excuses such as memory-loss. Named after Chris Brown's appearance on Larry King.

"I don't know how she/hot hurt, it was all so confusing. I must have ... mumblemumble."

"That's just a bunch of brownbatter. You need help."

brownbatter by lovekraft September 5, 2009

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026