Brown Kid 

A person who is from India, and thus is BROWN.
This also implies that they are extremely intelligent.

Other names for a brown kid:
Apple Care Technician
Mocha Bear
Brownie
Hot Chocolate

"Hey did you study for the calculus exam this week?"

"No, let's sit next to the Brown Kid ;)"

Brown Kid by ilovebrownie October 2, 2009

brown kid 

a kid that is indian, meaning they are very intelligent; whom also refers to himself or herself as brown or light brown, a nickname can also be a brownie.

Dude Jensen is such a brown kid I wish I was him

brown kid by brown kid jensun May 13, 2008

brown kid quotient 

The brown kid quotient (or BKQ) is the number of total students divided by the number of brown kids in a school. It can be used to make quick and accurate judgments of a school's affluence and prestige. Closely related to a school's academic achievement.

Rich: Hey Allison, you should go to Queens with me.
Allison: Fuck that, the BKQ is too high, I'd get raped.

Nerd: I can't attend Fowler, its brown kid quotient is off the charts!!

brown kid quotient by Quarr February 24, 2011

blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.

blown kidney by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018