brown creeper 

another name for diarrhea. The liquid poop that comes out yor butt.

Guy 1: Man you're late. Where were you?

Guy 2: Dude, I've been up all morning with brown creeper

brown creeper by JL Thompson November 8, 2007

The Brown Creeper 

Someone who creeps around stalking people with threats of attacking them with feces.

Elizabeth was always called The Brown Creeper because she stalked interns and rubbed feces on them when she wasn't looking.

The Brown Creeper by Jasonfm79 July 14, 2010

brown nose creeper 

When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad

Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.

brown nose creeper by The mad shatter June 18, 2014