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Brownbeaten 

When Mike Brown relentlessly crushes your free will and convinces you to do something you otherwise would not have done.
"I didn't want to take the titty pills but I was brownbeaten into submission. Again!"

"Was gonna stay in tonight but I got summarily brownbeaten into a massive mish across West London."

Bi_brownbean 

A tik toker, who doesn't post much, but they are still the best. they are kind, pretty, and very smart. They deserve the world.
"have you heard of the tik toker Bi_brownbean"
"yes, they are very sweet"

brownbeard

much like a dirty sanchez, it is when fecal matter is applied to the face in such a way it covers the entire lower jaw and upper lip. it is also typically applied by pirates (homosexual or not) to other sleeping pirates/crewmates/scurvy dogs as a joke. it is punishable by having to walk the plank, getting the shit beaaten out of you, or recieving a brownbeard in an act of revenge from the victim.
"yaaaarrrrr, captain, i gave steve a brownbeard last night! he has no idea!" this is followed by plankwalking and "aaaars" of disapproval, or a hearty round of pirate laughter.
brownbeard by quintin pruett August 8, 2006

Brownbeard

To receive a brownbeard, means that you have been performing oral on your sexual partner, when the partner decides to shit on your face, covering your chin and possibly more of your face. Brownbeards are typically received when the partner is suffering from explosive diarrhea.
'Oh my God I'm so embarrassed, when Jimmy was licking my ass I gave him a brownbeard'
'Hey baby why don't you give me a brownbeard tonight?'
Brownbeard by Lonitwat November 14, 2016

Colorado-brownbeard 

The act of having ones face covered in feces while eating out a girls anus.
While eating out your girlfriends butt while she has the runs, she has a bowel movement on your face covering the face in feces giving the receiver a Colorado-brownbeard

brownbean 

Someone who resembles or shares the same characteristics of a mexican.
Jane is a brownbean because she tried to cross the border and has a caravan full of babies.
brownbean by Miz. Queen July 17, 2007