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Brownbeaten 

When Mike Brown relentlessly crushes your free will and convinces you to do something you otherwise would not have done.
"I didn't want to take the titty pills but I was brownbeaten into submission. Again!"

"Was gonna stay in tonight but I got summarily brownbeaten into a massive mish across West London."

Bi_brownbean 

A tik toker, who doesn't post much, but they are still the best. they are kind, pretty, and very smart. They deserve the world.
"have you heard of the tik toker Bi_brownbean"
"yes, they are very sweet"
Bi_brownbean by pan_greenbean June 7, 2021

brownbeard

much like a dirty sanchez, it is when fecal matter is applied to the face in such a way it covers the entire lower jaw and upper lip. it is also typically applied by pirates (homosexual or not) to other sleeping pirates/crewmates/scurvy dogs as a joke. it is punishable by having to walk the plank, getting the shit beaaten out of you, or recieving a brownbeard in an act of revenge from the victim.
"yaaaarrrrr, captain, i gave steve a brownbeard last night! he has no idea!" this is followed by plankwalking and "aaaars" of disapproval, or a hearty round of pirate laughter.
brownbeard by quintin pruett August 8, 2006

Brownbeard

To receive a brownbeard, means that you have been performing oral on your sexual partner, when the partner decides to shit on your face, covering your chin and possibly more of your face. Brownbeards are typically received when the partner is suffering from explosive diarrhea.
'Oh my God I'm so embarrassed, when Jimmy was licking my ass I gave him a brownbeard'
'Hey baby why don't you give me a brownbeard tonight?'
Brownbeard by Lonitwat November 14, 2016

Colorado-brownbeard 

The act of having ones face covered in feces while eating out a girls anus.
While eating out your girlfriends butt while she has the runs, she has a bowel movement on your face covering the face in feces giving the receiver a Colorado-brownbeard

brownbean 

Someone who resembles or shares the same characteristics of a mexican.
Jane is a brownbean because she tried to cross the border and has a caravan full of babies.
brownbean by Miz. Queen July 17, 2007
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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