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Brown Alert

When the urgency to defecate is so intense you're only mere moments from soiling yourself.
"I had to clench my ass cheeks together and hop to the bathroom because I was having a serious brown alert."
Brown Alert by Suck It Wilde September 2, 2009
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Brown Alert

A warning issued to friends or co-workers that a public facility has been polluted by human waste or flatulence, either yours or another person's.
Bart issued a Brown Alert in the first floor men's room this afternoon because he had Mexican Food for lunch.
Brown Alert by Philo Beddoe March 30, 2009

brown alert

when someone has to take a major shit
oh god, look out brown alert comin through.
brown alert by danny and mason February 16, 2004

Brown Alert

A natural succession of blue alert and red alert. Brown alert is so serious, that it is on the verge of involuntary defecating into your pants.
(Red Dwarf: Back in the red Part 1) Cat: "Red alert? Let's go all the way to brown alert." Kryten: "There is no such thing as brown alert, sir!" Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"
Brown Alert by Korbealad August 28, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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