brother blumpkin

A blumpkin involving two men. Also called a brother blumpy.

Also see reverse blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, and reverse cunnilumpkin.

Ever since my butt hymen was broken, it's been much easier to execute the brother blumpkin with my buddies.

brother blumpkin by Angry Hippie October 30, 2004

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Brother Blumpkin Pie

While reciving oral from a dude in a visor you take a shit into a pie tin then shove it onto the dudes face

brother blumpkin, blumpkin pie, blumpkin, fag, shiteater

Geoge threw up after he gave Dave a brother blumpkin and dave turned it into a BROTHER BLUMPKIN PIE

Brother Blumpkin Pie by btown4life from June 19, 2006

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Reverse Brother Blumpkin

A blumpkin involving two men, where the person defecating (shitting) is also the one fellatiating (giving a blowjob)

John: Nice bathroom, isn't it?
Mark: Wanna Reverse Brother Blumpkin?
John: Reverse what?
Mark: You need to go on Urbandictionary.com, shut the fuck up and suck my dick.

Reverse Brother Blumpkin by J-Sl1ce October 5, 2008

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Blumpkin Smash Brothers Melee

to receive a blumpkin while playing a death match in the classic nintendo game, super smash brothers.

"im getting a Blumpkin Smash Brothers Melee......oh, yeea....ohyeah......BRRRRRIIIINNNGGG get the fuck off me."

Blumpkin Smash Brothers Melee by tpeezy November 9, 2006

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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