a term of endearment used by a bro to a bro. usually used in serious situations.
- can also be used passive aggressively, but not directly at a bro.
bro 1: "bro I just got the job I applied for weeks ago!"
bro2: "broskini! I am so proud of you! You really are doing big things."
or
bro 1: "Then they gave me a weird look like I had sh*t on my face."
bro 2: "bro no way."
bro 1: "mhm, and in my head i was like broskini.. literally I am not the one w sh*t stains on my ass.. like if you're gonna give attitude at least don't look a mess."
bro 2:"like actual stains?"
bro 1:"yes, and it wasn't a small one either."
Lil Broskini: A downgraded version of Lil Broski, used to describe someone with even less status, respect, or aura than a Lil Broski. It makes the hierarchy clear, showing that the Lil Broskini is far below the person using the term.
โalex is such a lil broskiniโ
โpipe downlil broskiniโ
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!