Bronk

When something is really broken

I can't come out today. The cars bronk

by MrSidebottom June 26, 2018

bronk

1. to get shorted or messed with, to fall short of expectations screwed

2. very large or oversized fat

1. The runner-up got bronked by the judges.

2. Chad was bronked after finishing the entire meal.

by hodge April 26, 2005

bronk

1.A wetback
2.Border brother
3.Southern Cal mexican immigrant

That fuckin' bronk is spicy, A.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

bronk

its like saying something is bad

your puff died? thats bronk af

by izzi801 December 12, 2020

bronk

A drunk Mexican walking home at two in the morning.

Be careful with your driving, you don't want to run over a bronk!

by Roberto February 28, 2005

Bronk

To wank whilst taking a shit

John: "Hey Steve, what did you get up to last night?"

Steve: "Not much, watched the game and then had a massive Bronk."

by bronkey mcbronkerson August 18, 2010

Bronk

The art of being super creepy. A state generally attained when drinking alcohol.

Brent got really drunk and started to 'bronk' on these girls at the bar.

by big'ol'simone October 22, 2011