bronicle

A chronicle made from a bro to another bro, talking about bro stuff.

"Have you read the Jesus' Bronicles?"

bronicle by Crk9 June 6, 2017

bionicle

One of lego's production lines started around 2000, bionicle was one of lego's success stories due to the series not letting lego go bankrupt after the age of video games beginning. It lasted for around a decade until the maker of bionicle made hero factory. Which old time bionicle fans still hate to this very day. The series will always be a legend and should never be forgotten.

tom: why the crap do you still have legos?
jack: they're bionicles man.
tom: oh ok thats cool bro.

bionicle by NightHound October 16, 2012

Bionicle

Bionicle was a religion made by Lego. Followers of this religion pray to their god Mata Nui(basically robo Jesus) and know every single part of the plot. They usually have a very high IQ, usually around 200. They know more about the history of the Matoran universe than they know about our own world

Lego pls bring back Bionicle

Bionicle by Tsynami December 25, 2018

Bionicle

Godly god of LEGO gods that was too godly that it was canceled. But, as a god, was reborn, just like Jesus, but soon returned to its grave. However, as long as followers of it exist, it is still alive.

Bionicle is still alive in our hearts.

Bionicle by Radical Conservative August 3, 2018

Broncleer 

alcoholic codeine syrup that has taken over Zimbabwe in a drug addiction epidemic. We don't have it here in the US but it sounds lit as hell

Friend: hey bro u know where i can score some lean for the rager tonite?
Friend 2: yeah bruv the plug got in this new Broncleer shit from south Africa it be hitting different!

Broncleer by YungAdvil February 4, 2019

Bionicles and Bang 

Like Netflix and chill but instead of Netflix you build bionicles yo gurl

Dylan: Hey girl wanna come come over for some Bionicles and Banging?
Shelly: Oh yeah you know the ball-socket joints of the Toa Mata turn me on

Bionicles and Bang by theczechspam December 18, 2018

bionicles 

They are the most legendary objects ever created by human kind
They where created by the Lego company. They are the most likely thing for you to jerk off to slightly bellow the internet

I invited a cute girl from school to play bionicles but she started taking of her clothes and I was very fucking disappointed

bionicles by Russian Santa December 20, 2018