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a term used for a male who is a person's uncle and brother, as a result from an incestual relationship between his sister and father, or brother and mother.
john and mary are father and daughter. john and mary have a child together named stephen. mary has a brother named cletus. cletus is stephen's broncle.
Broncle by dj dustman August 10, 2009
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Someone that, in some aspects of your friendship with him, is a big brother (e.g. Pays you out and jokes around but knows when to just stop and listen) but in other aspects, an uncle (e.g. Your mum or dad has also adopted him as their brother.....hm). You really can't decide so he just becomes both, smooshed together :)
Thanks for listening Broncle, you're the best!

encouragment great listener thanks love ya
SHELLFISH!!
Broncle by Lozzavoji October 22, 2013
Related Words
A Brocle is a formation of Bros in a geometrically round figure; a group of bros living or sitting in a circle.

*There are rigorous tasks that must be accomplished to be considered a "brocle" of bros.
I live in Brocle 3, what about you?
Brocle by Bro-Star November 6, 2010

Pulling a Bronce 

When you choose to stay up late and ask for nudes, while sexually describing your mom.
Lol, look at that guy pulling a bronce on his own mom.
Pulling a Bronce by Caenbet September 23, 2018

Broncleer 

alcoholic codeine syrup that has taken over Zimbabwe in a drug addiction epidemic. We don't have it here in the US but it sounds lit as hell
Friend: hey bro u know where i can score some lean for the rager tonite?
Friend 2: yeah bruv the plug got in this new Broncleer shit from south Africa it be hitting different!
Broncleer by YungAdvil February 4, 2019
when your brother is also your uncle either because your mother had a child with your grandfather or your father had a child with your grandmother: the male offspring being your brother; because you share one parent, and also your uncle; because he is the child of your grandparent as well
Ronald: "Hey Bruncle Bob!"

Bob: "Hey my dear ole brephew, Ronald!"

Ronald: "Did you call my Dad this weekend?"

Bob: "You mean my Grandpa? Yep, he said he put you back on his will even after you shot his dog."
bruncle by fartknocker101 December 23, 2009

bruncledad 

I have seen many explanations of this, but here I will explain how it works:
A chav girl has sex with her chav brother, who is also her father which is not uncommon. They produce a chav child, which will biologically be both her brother and her son. At the age of about 8, the chav child will have sex with it's chav mother afore mentioned 'chav [girl', producing another child to which the previous chav child will be brother, uncle, and dad.
chav: im gona see ma da tonight.
chav#: e's ur uncle too rite?
chav: yeah an my bro. e's my bruncledad.
bruncledad by cait h July 22, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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