brollo

a mexican trying to be a bro. A mix between a cholo and a bro

look at that freaking brollo over there.

brollo by The Cody August 23, 2007

wank bollocks 

really bad thing

oh mate thats totally wank bollocks

wank bollocks by wankbollocks December 7, 2021

Bollock Head 

Someone who has a massive butt ugly slap head with horrible pubic like, fuzzy hair and no fringe.

Isn't that Keith Harris and Orville? He's got a right bollock head.
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head

Bollock Head by Peekes May 22, 2016

Brollic

Extremely big and mascular

"but when I get fucking flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fucking Requis, pulls a fucking bed sheet up and around my head and just proceeds to skull fuck me"

Brollic by LilCumDrop November 24, 2019

Rusty Brillo 

The pubic hair of a redheaded woman, unshaven just might resemble a rusty steel wool brillo pad.

I wonder if Marlene has a rusty brillo under that skirt or if she shaves.

Rusty Brillo by Litter May 26, 2009

Bollocky Wank Shite 

The flavor of artichoke and beet root soup.

I want fish and chips! This soup tastes like bollocky wank shite!

Bollocky Wank Shite by Slugger11 March 14, 2011

Brolocked 

bro-locked broh-lokt

Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.

Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?

Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?

Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)

Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)

(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)

Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?

Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Brolocked by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013