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brockolivo

The running for political office by any unqualified meathead/former sports player, hoping to win on his sports glory alone. Named after Brock Olivo, the unsuccessful Republican Congressional candidate for Missouri's 9th District who never voted.
Did you hear about the new guy running for Congress? He's another brockolivo.
brockolivo by MizzouDem September 4, 2009
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Pulling a brockoli 

when you run away from a kiss so fast that the male/female doesn't even notice you left
The girl leaned in excitedly but soon enough realised he was pulling a brockoli
He' s the evil-est, sickest downloader and sister-fucker in eastern Europe. Also a member of the REMURDER. Big and mighty breakcore dj and producer, inspired of people's pain and hate, tramways and nature at all...
Brokoli, can u give me a cigarette, my man?!
brokoli by remurderer July 30, 2008

brookolina 

The prettiest girl you will meet. Every guy falls for her but if u don’t treat her right she’ll immediately break your heart. She the one thing that’ll matter when she’s sad it’s contagious so make her smile as much as possible. She has a thiccc body.
“Damn”
“Have you met the new girl”
“ yeah bro she is hella hot I think she’s a Brookolina I don’t know”
“For real”
brookolina by R00leyyyyyy November 5, 2019
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026