broger

someone who dresses as shrek as a daily outfit, only listens to allstar, and watches shrek spooky stories every night before bed. they are shrek :)

wow do u see alyssa over there she is such a broger

broger by pussyhoe123 July 31, 2019

broger

In the same family as Brogan, Brohemian, or Brosef, a Broger conatates a larger dude, one capable of inflicting physical harm on some casual enemies.

Damn, here come those tools. Where'd that big Broger go? He'll show 'em!

broger by Ben Simmons November 29, 2005

broger

the combination of the word Bro and the name Roger.

Broger its time for you to get out of bed, its 5 p.m.

broger by coitous rips May 30, 2011

Broger Dog

A hamburger cut up and placed inside a hotdog bun.

Typically made with cheese on top.

Often used when there is a lack of hamburger buns, but abundance of hot dog buns.

Hamburgers are cut in the long direction, and placed with the round edge facing upwards. There should be some overlap in the middle of the hot dog bun, and consequently the middle section is very similar to a double (cheese) burger.

It is mandatory to have a beer with your bros while you are BBQing with the intention of making broger dogs.

Bro, I'm so glad we ran out of hamburger buns, this broger dog really hits the spot!

Broger Dog by Yelow August 1, 2009

Shirt Booger 

noun
1. Phenomenon when, after blowing your nose into a tissue, you sense the distinct feeling of the booger dislodging from nose but fail to find the booger in the tissue. Then, after some passage of time, the booger is discovered on a part of your shirt that seems physically impossible.
2. Rarer phenomenon when the booger winds up on another individuals shirt due to proximity when blowing the nose.
3. A person who regularly displays boogers on their shirt as described in #1.

Business Meeting
Johnson: My sales numbers this quarter surpassed budget again!
Boss: Johnson, what in the heck is that on your shirt collar?
Johnson: Huh? Aha, that's where he landed! It's just my shirt booger.
Boss: Ok, but what about the one on your shirtsleeve? Is that another shirt booger?
Johnson: Yeah...
Boss: Johnson, your booger surpassed the tissue again, you're such a shirt booger!

Shirt Booger by drizzle roach June 5, 2013

Booger Bandit 

One whom secretly flicks boogers on public urinal walls right in front of the urinal. Also the metal doors right in front of the public toilet, the toilet walls leave for complete stealth and privacy, but the urinal is a first choice as more people will be exposed the booger(s). This is not limited to males, females will usually do this to get back at their friends, thus mostly doing this in a private home bathroom. There is a code amongst the Booger Bandit elite-'Never cover up another Bandits handiwork, only improve on the motherfucker with a perfectly placed booger.'

Whilst taking a shit at work, Mark peered straight ahead and noticed that the office Booger Bandit was in fine form that morning having covered the toiled door with a red and green booger. He was disgusted, yet curiously aroused by the mystique and dedication of the Booger Bandit.

Booger Bandit by Rimjob Ninja March 7, 2011

Booger casserole

Food so disgusting, not even animals will eat it.

Eww! I wouldn’t feed this booger casserole to a dog. I don’t hate dogs.

Booger casserole by zimmygirl777 June 7, 2023