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Boogerbutt

A butt filled with Delicious green num-nums. If you stick your finger in a boogerbutt and scream "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM A HAMSTER!" a magic monkey with a tiara and a penis enlargement pump will appear and grant you seven wishes, but they have to be wishes starting with the words "Fo Shizzal! Dis be my wish!" If you are nice and free the monkey forever, they say he will either summon brimstone and fire from the sky or take you to monkey world where you can eat bananas and play the butt trombone, depending on if you are good or evil.
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Boogerbutt

Someone who acts mischievous or misbehaves, but not with evil intentions. Usually said of a small child and/or as a term of endearment.
Johnie snuck into the cookies again, he's such a little boogerbutt
Boogerbutt by OneProudPoppa June 16, 2024

Boogerbutt

Refers to someone who is mischievous or misbehaves, but not with bad intentions. Usually said of a small child and/or used as a term of endearment.
"Where are you hiding, Boogerbutt? You're going to make us late"
Boogerbutt by OneProudPoppa June 17, 2024

Boogerbukkake

A phenomenon caused when a human female is swimming and boogers or snot flowing out of her nose become stuck on her face or chin.
Did you see Paulette jump into the lake? When she came up she had a boogerbukkake!
antonyms: boogerbeard
misspellings; Booger bukkake, booger-bukkake, boogiebukkake, bugerbukakke, boogerbukake
Boogerbukkake by Joey Tcif January 24, 2015

Booger Butt

A "Booger Butt" is someone who is mischievous or misbehaves, nut not with evil intentions. Usually said of a small child, but can also be said of anyone who behaves like a small child. Also "boogerbutt".
Johnnie snuck into the cookies again. He's such a little booger butt.

Boogerbortion 

The act of removing fetus sized boogers.
OMG I had this booger for 3 days. Lets fish it out .Call the boogerbortionist.

OMG, I just had a late-term boogerbortion. This thing is yuge!!!!
Boogerbortion by pi3dets December 16, 2016

booger butt

when you blow your nose on toilet paper first and then wipe your butt with it and the boogers get stuck in your butt and when you fart a snot bubble comes out.
person 1: is it wrong to wipe your butt with the same piece of toilet paper you blew your nose with?
person 2: nah man, that just makes you a booger butt.
booger butt by booogerbutt December 19, 2009