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brosemination 

a term used to describe the action of calling your "bro" aka best friend, friend(s), brother(s), peers or whomever to inform them you just inseminated your significant other with plans to have a child, thus resulting in your counterparts to do the same as soon as possible with the ultimate goal of having children at the same time.
"dude brah, i just nutted in my lady. go get your lady and nut in her too" -brosemination
brosemination by bro-montana July 4, 2010
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Derived from the "bro"sensation, Brosemite refers to a close friend, preferably one close with nature, that is overall a chill bro.
I dunno Brosemite, maybe go to Joshua Tree and listen to some U2 albums
Brosemite by DoobieSauce227 August 25, 2010

Brodemic 

A brodemic refers to an infestation or epidemic of "bros". The term was originally coined in reference to the overwhelming bro population of Pacific Beach in San Diego, California. The term's local popularity spread quickly, as much of Southern California suffers from this terrible condition. One classic sign of a brodemic is an overabundance of Ed Hardy and Affliction t-shirts. Other symptoms include population-wide efforts to avoid intellectual achievement while receiving many visible tattoos of unique and often indecipherable origin.
I tried to go to the beach the other day, but the brodemic was out of control - it was a sausage fest of the worst kind.
Brodemic by A5RoadDogg December 22, 2009

Brodemic 

Simultaneously having the characteristics of both a "bro" and an "academic"
Dude1: Dude, what did you do last night?
Dude2: I went to hear Catherine Mackinnon speak on Feminism and prostitution law. Then I went to the gym and did a Spartacus workout.
Dude1: Dude, that is so brodemic of you.
Brodemic by chanlon19 November 15, 2011

Brodamite 

What's up my brodamite.
Brodamite by Hunahuna September 20, 2020

Brodasting 

Almost like a bromance, but more of a "non-continuous" and "on and off" kind of thing.

The boyfriends fight and argue a lot, leading to small break ups. They soon go back out and start "brodasting" once again...

( see also Dasting)
Paul and David go out for a couple days, get mad at each other, and break up. An hour later, they hug and make up and offically start "brodasting" again.
Brodasting by Another Fox October 28, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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