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bro-jan horse 

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
bro-jan horse by Hosier March 2, 2011
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Brojan Horse 

v. When one invites a girl to party and she says she'll bring some friends, you of course say that they are welcome to come. She fails to inform you that these friends are a bunch of dudes.
I was so excited that Mary was bringing her friends to the party, but she pulled a Brojan Horse on me!
Brojan Horse by thecarhole August 6, 2011
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Brojan Horse 

A brojan horse is when a bro sneaks other bros into a party that they are not invited to. This usually happens through use of the "back door" method while the invited bro distracts the host.
Patrick: Hey dude, you wanna go to Melissa's party tonight, I heard it was gonna be off the hook.

Alex: Naw dude, I can't cause I wasn't invited.

Patrick: No worries, we'll just pull a Brojan Horse.
Brojan Horse by BearRiver October 9, 2010

Brojan Horse 

When you invite a hot girl to a party and she says she is bringing friends. You think she is bringing girls but when she arrives, she brought several guys with her.
John: Yo, Sara's here and she said she's bringing friends.
Steve: I hope they are hot.
Sara: Hey! These are my friends, Mike, Josh, Aaron Trevor and Ryan.
Steve: Dude...She got you with a Brojan Horse.
Brojan Horse by KidRobo September 30, 2011

Brojan Horse 

When you meet a seemingly awesome guy and he turns out to be a douche.
Girl..I met what I thought was this really cool guy and then he went all douchewad on me....total brojan horse. Fml
Brojan Horse by Iamtheninjagirl October 19, 2015
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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