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british secondary school 

British secondary school is the highlight of any brits school years. We have the annoying year 7’s who don’t know where anything is, the year 8’s glad that they aren’t year 7’s anymore, the year 9’s are as annoying as the year 7’s, then year 10 actually stressing out because they haven’t revised and the top tier year 11’s just trying to pass their GCSE’s and are extremely over secondary school. Let’s not forget the walking wotsits, the Chavs, the road men and the horse girls. All ICONIC in a different way, (especially with the horse girls munching away in the corner eating the bucket of hay her mum packet for her). Anyways first thing you know letters are going home about knits and the next week your having an assembly about someone vandalising the toilets. But one things for sure......you ain’t gonna find out who did it.
Thing 1: Do you remember that creepy IT teacher we had in year 7?
Thing 2: Oh yeah the one that always put his had over the girls hands to “direct” the mouse.
Thing 1: Yeah well yesterday I found out he got fired for getting to close to the P.E. Teacher.
Thing 2: *sighs* Only in british secondary school.
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british secondary school 

The fucking worst. Many students who have attended a british secondary school knows how fucking annoying it is to hear that one insufferable teacher yell at your ear drums like you're an 80 year old woman in a nursing home. Or the stuck up obnoxious head of year who will put you in ISO for wearing a jacket in-doors. Or the extremely loud chavs yelling at half eight in the morning as if they're nocturnal.
Guy: I can't stand british secondary school s, I cannot wait until I've done my GCSE'S

Guy2: I agree
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