Igetbitxhes's definitions

catfish

A fat old man who pretends to be an attractive person online. They take photo (very typically female) from Pinterest and make a instagram account

Jake: Have you seen her? She’s fine asf

Sam: Be careful bro That’s Uncle Jimmy who lives 2 blocks away. They’re catfishing you!!

by Igetbitxhes December 3, 2023

british secondary school

The fucking worst. Many students who have attended a british secondary school knows how fucking annoying it is to hear that one insufferable teacher yell at your ear drums like you're an 80 year old woman in a nursing home. Or the stuck up obnoxious head of year who will put you in ISO for wearing a jacket in-doors. Or the extremely loud chavs yelling at half eight in the morning as if they're nocturnal.

Guy: I can't stand british secondary school s, I cannot wait until I've done my GCSE'S

Guy2: I agree

by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024

Cum

A refreshing beverage

Normally served at restaurants and cafes before meals

Waiter: “What would you like?”

Guy: “ooh I wouldn’t mind drinking your cum”

by Igetbitxhes December 3, 2023

Septum piercing

What stinky depressed emo alt girls wear. It does not look hip, you look like a fat ugly bull

People who wear Septum piercings are typically annoying hipsters or White girls who like to dye their hair blue because they're 'conforming'

guy 1: "Chicks who wear Septum piercings smell like my wet left toe"

guys 2: "yeah, avoid at all cost"

by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024