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a weak or inexperienced young man,a pushover,a sucker for a pretty face a "nice guy"
Troy has been buying that skank drinks all night and you know he's never gonna hit that shit.That poor kid is bitchfood.
bitchfood by djsugabur June 17, 2006

Bitchlord 

The term comes from the word "Landlord", and it refers to a person, who is the lord/boss/owner of one or several bitches. - A bitch here is not the formal term of the female dog, but a bitch person.
Other, less significant synonyms: Bitch owner, Bitch boss, and the Spanish version - Amo Puta - is also widely spread.
-Hey dude, are you coming out tonight?
-No, I have to go pleasure my Bitchlord.
-You're such a bitch!

Do you remember Anita from the party last week? I made her my bitch. Now I'm officially a Bitchlord.
Bitchlord by lovemybitchlords September 13, 2016

bitchformative

providing useful or interesting information in a bitchy way.
Me: That was a very bitchformative e-mail reply, BJ!
BJ: Yeah, the long e-mail approach wasn't getting through to her and she's on my nerves today.
bitchformative by jeivii August 29, 2016

Bitchfork 

1) (noun) A sad existence. A leech with no musical taste that listens to every thing that the wannbe-hipster hotspot, pitchfork.com, gives an 8.3 or higher.

2) (verb; to bitchfork) To flame people for their musical taste, if the respective artist was not given an 8.3 or higher on pitchfork.
1) Bitchfork: OMG have you heard the new Sunset Rubdown album, it's absolutely brilliant. 8.3 / 10!!! The greek allusions are so down to earth and not pretentious. Oh, did i forget to mention i love Animal Collective.
Normal Person: What a bitchfork.

2) Douche: Omg, i don't think that there are enough Greek allusions in the new Peter, Bjorn & John album. It's so mainstream indie, and behind the times. Animal Collective ,however, rules!
Person 1: What is going on
Person 2: Leave him alone, he's just bitchforking.
Bitchfork by FrenchToast979 July 24, 2009

britchards 

protective clothing worn during the sport of scrimpton.
britchards usually are composed of between 4 and 4 lasagne sheets arranged in a cascade. in the passelbag variety of scrimpton, these can be replaced with furs, skins, books and/or courté
come play scrimpton with me bro! musclegran's got his passelbag and there's a blugrin on the course!

sorry man no can do. left my britchards at home.

Bitchford 

bitchford bit-ch for-d
a vehicle made by the company Ford that a female, typically a thot, that they own and constantly drive in while insulting others on the road.
Person 1: Hey dude, look at that whore in the car!
Person 2: Thats a bitchford, a thot in a ford.
Bitchford by Sebmin November 15, 2017