1) (noun) A sad
existence. A leech with no musical taste that listens to every thing that the wannbe-hipster hotspot,
pitchfork.com, gives an 8.3 or higher.
2) (verb; to bitchfork) To flame people for their musical taste, if the respective artist was not given an 8.3 or higher on
pitchfork.
1) Bitchfork: OMG have you heard the new Sunset Rubdown album, it's absolutely brilliant. 8.3 / 10!!! The greek allusions are so down to earth and not
pretentious. Oh, did i forget to mention i love
Animal Collective.
Normal Person: What a bitchfork.
2) Douche: Omg, i don't think that there are enough Greek allusions in the new Peter, Bjorn & John album. It's so mainstream indie, and behind the times.
Animal Collective ,however, rules!
Person 1: What is going on
Person 2: Leave him alone, he's just bitchforking.