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Bristolville

Bristolville is a small township in Ohio. Home of Ohio's oldest Civil War monument, there are many buildings that used to be something 100 years ago, but now create a "ghost town" affect.

There is one traffic light and the only restaurant burned years ago, but you can still find overpriced gas at the convenient store that no one really knows the name of as it closes and reopens under a new name every few years so parents and children have their disagreements.

It's a good place to raise straight white kids who play basket as the k-12 high school does not have football and all athletic potiental and money must be channeled into free throws. Not that anyone's complaining.

There are corn fields and the amish are slowly moving it.
Person A: Yeah, I graduated with like 48 people.
Person B: What?!? Where are you from?
Person A: Bristolville.
Bristolville by ritaisnthere May 4, 2020
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bristolville

a uberly small town in ohio.. filled with a bunch of racist hicks
person 1: man i can't wait to leave Bristolville
person 2: why?
person 1: bc there is nothing to do here
bristolville by Jammin'JuLay June 14, 2008
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