Get a bald headed gay boy to fill up his ass with a full bottle of Sriracha sauce. He then throws himself in the middle of your circle jerk ass up and head down so he looks like a volcano. He screams fill me up. After the entire group has unloaded in him, he explodes like a volcano spewing the sriracha and sperm all over everyone that participated. Don't worry, he gives everyone a tongue bath before they leave, he never wastes a drop. The burning brunette is a true dumpster
That dirty ass mother fucker gave everyone a burning brunette the other night and even licked the walls.
A tall, slim, dark haired girl with beautiful eyes and a good sense of humour. She loves to fool around and is genuinely good at heart. She's the sort of girl most guys want to be with
She's absolutely gorgeous ,the type of beauty that turns heads when she walks into a room. She's smart ,witty,profound , articulate, a classic example of class. Like a diamond. The only flaw she has is she's suffering from a hard heart caused by a man . so now she's afraid to open her heart. That's her only imperfection,but perfect in every other way.The complete package
Definitely girlfriend or wife material
Extreamly beautiful,strong-willed and very independent. Some one who is really amazing. A very trustworthy friend and someone you want to know. She doesn't need a man and is perfectly capable of doing things on her own, but secretly longs for someone to sweep her off her feet and give her a fairytale ending.she is gorgeous and is nice to everyone. She makes the best out of everything.
Quite outspoken at times. Shes afraid to get close to anyone because she's been hurt too many times.
Overall good person & Definitely Best friend,girlfriend material.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!