An extremely racist, sexist and highly egotistical sjw feminist with an abnormally deep hatred towards middle aged Caucasian males, severely lacking in intelligence and cognizance function hence the reasoning of the addition of the "tard" suffix deriving from the term re-tard.
Quite simply you pre-select a garment large enough for both of you to use at the same time after love-making leaving no one out in the cold say sweatpants, each get a leg, or a sheet; let's face it likely already wet spoted anyway. Less saving Time effort and creating efficiency and both feel loved at the same time still as a continuation of previous actions. As a side note there's only one way to Brijett that's with two people.
Loyal friend. Intelligent person. Strong minded and free willed. Through bad time and good Brijette remains as bright as the sun and always finds a way to see the best in any situation. When I’m distress she is there to help.
A brietard is a person so cushioned by the financial success and high life of his/her family, that he/she has never had to work or think for him/herself, and therefore, has an underdeleveloped understanding of the "real world".
The children of tycoons are often brietards.
Etymology: from "retard" - derogatory, a developmentally delayed person; and "brie" - soft white cheese, covered in a mouldy rind, favoured at wine and cheese parties and garden parties in snooty communities.