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Bricklayer rage 

A type of rage only bricklayers can achieve.all morals and common sense go all that’s left is some unstoppable bricklayer on a mission
Kevin went full bricklayer rage last night and sparked 2 lads
Bricklayer rage by Timo egg January 31, 2022

Slovakian Bricklayer 

The act of busting a nut between a chick's tits, then holding them together until it hardens.
So this skamk asked me to tittyfuck her. I held out until she fell asleep, then I gave her the Slovakian Bricklayer.
Slovakian Bricklayer by tbaggz31 February 17, 2010

Kangaroo Bricklayer

While having sexual intercourse in the standing cowgirl position, the partner standing (typically the male) hops around with a slight bend at the knees while simultaneously defecating on the floor. Provides intense sexual pleasure and an awful mess to clean up after.
I did the kangaroo bricklayer with your mom last night, and then totally made her clean it up. I forgot to mention it was done in your room.

chinese bricklayer

Performing cunnilingus from the wheelbarrow position
Sarah needs to build up her arm strength; we were barely ten minutes into a chinese bricklayer and she needed to rest.
chinese bricklayer by zcl July 28, 2006

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload
- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

Professional Bricklayer

Somebody who waits to take a crap at work.
If you never take a crap at home because you can do it at work between breaks, you're a professional bricklayer.
Professional Bricklayer by w0k December 2, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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