While having sexual intercourse in the standing cowgirl position, the partner standing (typically the male) hops around with a slight bend at the knees while simultaneously defecating on the floor. Provides intense sexual pleasure and an awful mess to clean up after.

I did the kangaroo bricklayer with your mom last night, and then totally made her clean it up. I forgot to mention it was done in your room.

Kangaroo Bricklayer by Charles Gordon Igby April 24, 2010

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chinese bricklayer

Performing cunnilingus from the wheelbarrow position

Sarah needs to build up her arm strength; we were barely ten minutes into a chinese bricklayer and she needed to rest.

chinese bricklayer by zcl July 28, 2006

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busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload

- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad by phatmaniac January 17, 2009

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Professional Bricklayer

Somebody who waits to take a crap at work.

If you never take a crap at home because you can do it at work between breaks, you're a professional bricklayer.

Professional Bricklayer by w0k December 2, 2010

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