brendonian 

currently understood as an oufish man. Although with good intentions, unco-ordinated and decidedly lovable.

A man that generally understands women ...so people see...luckily...he escapes any decisions through a beautiful woman that some how is by his side.

brendonian, brendon, bamboozled, love kitten, fucker sucker

brendonian by Rev head December 27, 2007

Brendening 

standing between two people having a conversation unknowingly obstructing their view.

"hey mom dad is brendening me again"

Brendening by catlady and sellfire July 1, 2018

brandonan 

brandonan is the practice of dieting that only consists of eating people named brandon.

"yo are you vegan?"
nah fam i'm brandonan

brandonan by BennyBadBoy September 30, 2020

brunonian 

One who attends Brown University, named after their mascot "Bruno" the bear. Brown is arguably the best ivy out there, and so are brunonians.

Yo, did you check out that brunonian while visiting Providence the other day? Yeah - she was mad hot, especially at the SexPowerGod party completely naked.

brunonian by Mbizz April 27, 2006

brandonan 

brandonan is the practice of dieting that only consists of eating people named brandon.

"yo are you vegan?"
nah fam i'm brandonan

brandonan by BennyBadBoy September 30, 2020

Bronsonian 

When you squint your eyes and talk through your teeth with a tough, yet nasally tone, ala Charles Bronson.

An example of Bronsonian speak:

Bronson Child: Hey ma, I want some cookies!
Bronson Mom: No dice.
Bronson Child: Dis ain't ovah.

Bronsonian by saulgoode42 January 16, 2008

Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.

Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”

Brandoning by wynning69 February 11, 2019