One who attends Brown University, named after their mascot "Bruno" the bear. Brown is arguably the best ivy out there, and so are brunonians.
Yo, did you check out that brunonian while visiting Providencethe other day? Yeah - she was mad hot, especially at the SexPowerGod party completely naked.
The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.
Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”
Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”
Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”