breathrape

Breathing heavily on a phoneline while calling someone, or while playing games online and breathing on your microphone while on Ventrillo, Teamspeak, Skype, and other such programs. This produces a very unpleasant sound to the client on the other end of the connection. It is very loud and obnoxious.

Sitting in a Teamspeak server for your clan, a member does not have push to talk enabled, and is breathraping his microphone as if he had just completed a triathlon. We will continue to breathrape everyone until he is yelled at.

by fury_161 December 9, 2008

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breathabeast

Someone will stankaz breath that gets up in your grill and trys to kill you with their breathabeast self

Chris tried to kill us with his breathabeast.

OH NO YOU DI’INT BREATHABEAST ME…..

by Lisa Lou Lou January 17, 2008

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breathabeast

Someone will stankaz breath that gets up in your grill and trys to kill you with their breathabeast self

Chris tried to kill us with his breathabeast.

OH NO YOU DI’INT BREATHABEAST ME…..

by Lisa Lou Lou January 17, 2008

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breathtaker

Whenever you're having sex with a girl from behind while standing and right before the man finishes he gives the girl the Heimlich maneuver and almost breaks her ribs

Matt:Dude last night Jill let me give her a breathtaker.
Daniel:No Way!

by VladTheBad March 18, 2014

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Breathalepsy

Breathalepsy is a hazardous but pleasurable condition which effect mainly females. Upon viewing or spending time with a breathtakingly handsome and kind, a female can slip into a state of breathlessness where her lungs forget to work because they are so stunned by the gorgeousness and kindness of man. The female will also experience a trance like state in combination with breathlessness. The length of the episode can vary but mostly last momentarily from 2 minutes up to 5 minutes. handsome gents need to be aware and not panic. Breathalepsy is only a temporary and transient state of altered consciousness and breath stoppage. Normal breathing patterns will resume. The sufferer will have no recollection of 'going out' and will recommence from the exact spot she left off.

*can be lethal but usually harmless :)

Danielle: "so, i was wondering if you'd like to joiiiiiiii....." *breathalepsy episode commencement*
Robert: "uh... dani... dani... are you okay? dani?" *shaking her vigorously*
------SILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNCCCCEEEEE-----
after 5 minutes
Danielle: "join me for a cup of coffee????"
Robert: "um... what in St. Anthony's name just happened dani?"

Dani looks around and there are paramedics, doctors and a stretcher of on the ground.

by skypainter.11 June 16, 2010

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