Breathalepsy 

Breathalepsy is a hazardous but pleasurable condition which effect mainly females. Upon viewing or spending time with a breathtakingly handsome and kind, a female can slip into a state of breathlessness where her lungs forget to work because they are so stunned by the gorgeousness and kindness of man. The female will also experience a trance like state in combination with breathlessness. The length of the episode can vary but mostly last momentarily from 2 minutes up to 5 minutes. handsome gents need to be aware and not panic. Breathalepsy is only a temporary and transient state of altered consciousness and breath stoppage. Normal breathing patterns will resume. The sufferer will have no recollection of 'going out' and will recommence from the exact spot she left off.

*can be lethal but usually harmless :)

Danielle: "so, i was wondering if you'd like to joiiiiiiii....." *breathalepsy episode commencement*
Robert: "uh... dani... dani... are you okay? dani?" *shaking her vigorously*
------SILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNCCCCEEEEE-----
after 5 minutes
Danielle: "join me for a cup of coffee????"
Robert: "um... what in St. Anthony's name just happened dani?"

Dani looks around and there are paramedics, doctors and a stretcher of on the ground.

Breathalepsy by skypainter.11 June 16, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012