A creature of the corporate world, known for its mythically legendary ability to wreak havoc on workplace morale, strategy, and well-being through deceitful manipulation and selfish behavior, leaving chaos and confusion in its wake.
Brettzilla unleashed his diabolical plan, summoning us all into the depths of overtime hell under the guise of 'team bonding' and 'uplifting capability'. With maniacal micromanaging glee, he watched as workers toiled away, sanity slipping through their fingers, all for his own twisted gains.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'