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breakrage 

Breakrage is a syndrome, usually found in the intellectually weak, whereby the sufferer, for no apparent reason breaks things. Breakrage can also occur when a sufferer is getting angry or annoyed, and subsequently destroys articles.
"(window smashes) aww, its not his fault...the breakrage made him do it"

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breakrage by Mixmastermuzz May 4, 2009
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Breakabeen 

Small hick town in the middle of nowhere with 3 tourist attractions which are 1, a general store 2, an auto shop and 3, a baseball feild. (That people live on!) Everyone everywhere in this beautiful hamlet smokes pot And there is a good chance that they are a drunk too! You also have to watch your lawn every 20 minutes for a wild sticky finger morris!
Sunny downtown Breakabeen
Breakabeen by Breakabeener January 16, 2020

breastages 

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob
My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.
breastages by lola May 17, 2004

Breakfaced

A term used to describe the state in which one is shitfaced at breakfast.
Mate, the morning after that 21st, I went to a cafe for brekkie. I was well & truly breakfaced...
Breakfaced by Hekkers5 May 27, 2016

Breakfag 

A member of the ghey website Break.com. In early 2009, a group of ebaumsworld.com regulars made a one-day excursion to break. After the short exodus to break, the ebaummers went back to their regular post, EBW. However, the people at break.com were extremely butthurt that anyone dared to break up their sausage fest, and have continued to troll the ebaums comment boards and forums. Clearly inferior to the ebaummers, the breakfags then resorted to making multiple accounts and spamming the boards with random "gore" photos and various tranny porn ( obviously homemade by breakfags, due to their preference for penis even in their choice of women/men ) The trolling continues even to this day, as apparently trolling ebaumsworld is superior to spending time on their own website.

To identify a breakfag, one just looks for: staining of fingers with cheese doodle residue, a large amount of empty Mountain Dew bottles, a large bulbous ass from sitting on a plastic-covered couch that mom tells them to keep their feet off of and empty paper plates that mom uses to feed them corndogs and pizza rolls.

The usual environment of the breakfag ( breakfagus unemployudous ) is almost always the basement of their parents house. They rarely venture outside as the sun will blind them and their pasty white translucent skin will burn if exposed to actual sunlight.

When encountering a breakfag, it is wise to just ignore them, as repeated interaction with a breakfag will cause them to become aroused and once that happens it is nearly impossible to get rid of them. The mating call of the breakfag is a "dawging" which is somewhat like a pwning, only more retarded. They even have a site dedicated to "dawging" which they apparently use for masturbation fodder.

They are almost extinct, and as soon as the party van makes its rounds and Chris Hansen pays a visit to their homes, they will eventually fade from history.
ebaumer: Hey sup! Wasn't that video funny?

breakfag: Your gay. I fucked your mom. insert tranny porn pic here

ebaumer: Jesus. Are you breakfags STILL here trolling?

breakfag: OOOh.. I just dawged you. FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP
Breakfag by MaxRhino February 2, 2009

Breakage 

The use of breakbeats in music like drum'n'bass.
Top quality breakage.
Breakage by xxx April 3, 2005
A temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after being on break from school. Similar to jetlag but is caused by going back to school after being on break rather than by time zones. A person experiencing breaklag will find that they cannot sleep until very late and cannot wake up on time for classes upon returning to college.
Mina: "...also, why are you still awake?"
Christina: "I either don't sleep or I go to bed past 6am."
Mina: "Breaklag much?"
Breaklag by LiveXAndXLearn January 5, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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