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breakrage

Breakrage is a syndrome, usually found in the intellectually weak, whereby the sufferer, for no apparent reason breaks things. Breakrage can also occur when a sufferer is getting angry or annoyed, and subsequently destroys articles.
"(window smashes) aww, its not his fault...the breakrage made him do it"

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by Mixmastermuzz May 4, 2009
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Breakabeen

Small hick town in the middle of nowhere with 3 tourist attractions which are 1, a general store 2, an auto shop and 3, a baseball feild. (That people live on!) Everyone everywhere in this beautiful hamlet smokes pot And there is a good chance that they are a drunk too! You also have to watch your lawn every 20 minutes for a wild sticky finger morris!
Sunny downtown Breakabeen
by Breakabeener January 16, 2020
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breastages

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob
My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.
by lola May 17, 2004
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Breakfaced

A term used to describe the state in which one is shitfaced at breakfast.
Mate, the morning after that 21st, I went to a cafe for brekkie. I was well & truly breakfaced...
by Hekkers5 May 27, 2016
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Breakfag

A member of the ghey website Break.com. In early 2009, a group of ebaumsworld.com regulars made a one-day excursion to break. After the short exodus to break, the ebaummers went back to their regular post, EBW. However, the people at break.com were extremely butthurt that anyone dared to break up their sausage fest, and have continued to troll the ebaums comment boards and forums. Clearly inferior to the ebaummers, the breakfags then resorted to making multiple accounts and spamming the boards with random "gore" photos and various tranny porn ( obviously homemade by breakfags, due to their preference for penis even in their choice of women/men ) The trolling continues even to this day, as apparently trolling ebaumsworld is superior to spending time on their own website.

To identify a breakfag, one just looks for: staining of fingers with cheese doodle residue, a large amount of empty Mountain Dew bottles, a large bulbous ass from sitting on a plastic-covered couch that mom tells them to keep their feet off of and empty paper plates that mom uses to feed them corndogs and pizza rolls.

The usual environment of the breakfag ( breakfagus unemployudous ) is almost always the basement of their parents house. They rarely venture outside as the sun will blind them and their pasty white translucent skin will burn if exposed to actual sunlight.

When encountering a breakfag, it is wise to just ignore them, as repeated interaction with a breakfag will cause them to become aroused and once that happens it is nearly impossible to get rid of them. The mating call of the breakfag is a "dawging" which is somewhat like a pwning, only more retarded. They even have a site dedicated to "dawging" which they apparently use for masturbation fodder.

They are almost extinct, and as soon as the party van makes its rounds and Chris Hansen pays a visit to their homes, they will eventually fade from history.
ebaumer: Hey sup! Wasn't that video funny?

breakfag: Your gay. I fucked your mom. insert tranny porn pic here

ebaumer: Jesus. Are you breakfags STILL here trolling?

breakfag: OOOh.. I just dawged you. FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP
by MaxRhino February 2, 2009
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Breakage

The use of breakbeats in music like drum'n'bass.
Top quality breakage.
by xxx April 3, 2005
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Breaklag

A temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after being on break from school. Similar to jetlag but is caused by going back to school after being on break rather than by time zones. A person experiencing breaklag will find that they cannot sleep until very late and cannot wake up on time for classes upon returning to college.
Mina: "...also, why are you still awake?"
Christina: "I either don't sleep or I go to bed past 6am."
Mina: "Breaklag much?"
by LiveXAndXLearn January 5, 2012
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