A member of the ghey website
Break.com. In early 2009, a group of ebaumsworld.com regulars made a one-day excursion to break. After the
short exodus to break, the ebaummers went back to their regular post, EBW. However, the
people at break.com were extremely
butthurt that anyone dared to break up their sausage fest, and have continued to troll the ebaums comment boards and forums. Clearly inferior to the ebaummers, the breakfags then resorted to making multiple accounts and spamming the boards with
random "gore" photos and various tranny
porn ( obviously homemade by breakfags, due to their preference for penis even in their choice of women/men ) The trolling continues even to this day, as apparently trolling ebaumsworld is superior to spending
time on their own website.
To identify a breakfag, one just looks for: staining of fingers with cheese doodle residue, a large amount of empty Mountain Dew bottles, a large bulbous ass from sitting on a plastic-covered couch that
mom tells them to keep their feet off of and empty paper plates that
mom uses to feed them corndogs and pizza rolls.
The usual environment of the breakfag ( breakfagus unemployudous ) is almost always the basement of their
parents house. They rarely venture outside as the sun will blind them and their pasty white translucent skin will burn if exposed to actual sunlight.
When encountering a breakfag, it is wise to just ignore them, as repeated interaction with a breakfag will cause them to become aroused and once that happens it is nearly impossible to get rid of them. The mating call of the breakfag is a "dawging" which is somewhat
like a pwning, only more
retarded. They even have a site dedicated to "dawging" which they apparently use for masturbation fodder.
They are almost extinct, and as soon as the party van makes its rounds and Chris Hansen pays a visit to their homes, they will eventually fade from
history.
ebaumer: Hey sup! Wasn't that video
funny?
breakfag: Your gay. I fucked your
mom. insert tranny
porn pic here
ebaumer: Jesus. Are you breakfags STILL here trolling?
breakfag: OOOh.. I just dawged you. FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP
