A member of the ghey website Break.com. In early 2009, a group of ebaumsworld.com regulars made a one-day excursion to break. After the short exodus to break, the ebaummers went back to their regular post, EBW. However, the people at break.com were extremely butthurt that anyone dared to break up their sausage fest, and have continued to troll the ebaums comment boards and forums. Clearly inferior to the ebaummers, the breakfags then resorted to making multiple accounts and spamming the boards with random "gore" photos and various tranny porn ( obviously homemade by breakfags, due to their preference for penis even in their choice of women/men ) The trolling continues even to this day, as apparently trolling ebaumsworld is superior to spending time on their own website.
To identify a breakfag, one just looks for: staining of fingers with cheese doodle residue, a large amount of empty Mountain Dew bottles, a large bulbous ass from sitting on a plastic-covered couch that mom tells them to keep their feet off of and empty paper plates that mom uses to feed them corndogs and pizza rolls.
The usual environment of the breakfag ( breakfagus unemployudous ) is almost always the basement of their parents house. They rarely venture outside as the sun will blind them and their pasty white translucent skin will burn if exposed to actual sunlight.
When encountering a breakfag, it is wise to just ignore them, as repeated interaction with a breakfag will cause them to become aroused and once that happens it is nearly impossible to get rid of them. The mating call of the breakfag is a "dawging" which is somewhat like a pwning, only more retarded. They even have a site dedicated to "dawging" which they apparently use for masturbation fodder.
They are almost extinct, and as soon as the party van makes its rounds and Chris Hansen pays a visit to their homes, they will eventually fade from history.
To identify a breakfag, one just looks for: staining of fingers with cheese doodle residue, a large amount of empty Mountain Dew bottles, a large bulbous ass from sitting on a plastic-covered couch that mom tells them to keep their feet off of and empty paper plates that mom uses to feed them corndogs and pizza rolls.
The usual environment of the breakfag ( breakfagus unemployudous ) is almost always the basement of their parents house. They rarely venture outside as the sun will blind them and their pasty white translucent skin will burn if exposed to actual sunlight.
When encountering a breakfag, it is wise to just ignore them, as repeated interaction with a breakfag will cause them to become aroused and once that happens it is nearly impossible to get rid of them. The mating call of the breakfag is a "dawging" which is somewhat like a pwning, only more retarded. They even have a site dedicated to "dawging" which they apparently use for masturbation fodder.
They are almost extinct, and as soon as the party van makes its rounds and Chris Hansen pays a visit to their homes, they will eventually fade from history.
ebaumer: Hey sup! Wasn't that video funny?
breakfag: Your gay. I fucked your mom. insert tranny porn pic here
ebaumer: Jesus. Are you breakfags STILL here trolling?
breakfag: OOOh.. I just dawged you. FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP
breakfag: Your gay. I fucked your mom. insert tranny porn pic here
ebaumer: Jesus. Are you breakfags STILL here trolling?
breakfag: OOOh.. I just dawged you. FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP
by MaxRhino February 2, 2009
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' how was the breakfast in the hotel.....?'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'
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n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.
Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
by alberge November 22, 2013
Get the Breakfast Ratio mug.When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.
- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?
- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012
Get the Huachón breakfast mug.A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
by Chachi55 April 9, 2022
Get the Breakfast Pastry mug.when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.
I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"
by weiny0402 November 7, 2018
Get the Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast mug.A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.
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