breakin wind
breakin wind by Spaztastic Derek February 7, 2004
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Breaking Wind
A fan nickname for detractors of the Twilight series named after the universally hated (actually all of the books are hated, but this one sucked the most) fourth book, Breaking Dawn, that even the most fanatic twitard despised.
Considered the most pandering to the Mary Sue fanbase since Bella didn't have to do shit in any of the four books and still gets everything she wants. It's like My Super Sweet 16 except its more vapid and shallow and has bloodsucking dilholes. Her half-human/vampire shitspawn already has teeth and wants Jacob to bone her infant body. Mother of the Year, people.
Oh, and she also turns into a vampire, erasing all of her 'perceived' flaws, (she doesn't trip over shit anymore, big whoop), and becoming uber beautiful and powerful and breaking all vampire canon by becoming a n00b, but can restrain herself from sucking good ol' AB-.
Twilight is for people with self-esteem issues. They're either butt-ugly, stupid, an emo fucktard thinking the world is against them, or a middle aged mom.
Considered the most pandering to the Mary Sue fanbase since Bella didn't have to do shit in any of the four books and still gets everything she wants. It's like My Super Sweet 16 except its more vapid and shallow and has bloodsucking dilholes. Her half-human/vampire shitspawn already has teeth and wants Jacob to bone her infant body. Mother of the Year, people.
Oh, and she also turns into a vampire, erasing all of her 'perceived' flaws, (she doesn't trip over shit anymore, big whoop), and becoming uber beautiful and powerful and breaking all vampire canon by becoming a n00b, but can restrain herself from sucking good ol' AB-.
Twilight is for people with self-esteem issues. They're either butt-ugly, stupid, an emo fucktard thinking the world is against them, or a middle aged mom.
Breaking Wind by anonknows December 29, 2011
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Breaking Wind by I Am A Fucking Asshole September 2, 2016
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Breaking wind by Jose v garcia October 17, 2019
(wind)breaking news
A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.
In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!
(wind)breaking news by QuacksO January 8, 2022
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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