breakin wind
breakin wind by Spaztastic Derek February 7, 2004
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Breaking Wind
A fan nickname for detractors of the Twilight series named after the universally hated (actually all of the books are hated, but this one sucked the most) fourth book, Breaking Dawn, that even the most fanatic twitard despised.
Considered the most pandering to the Mary Sue fanbase since Bella didn't have to do shit in any of the four books and still gets everything she wants. It's like My Super Sweet 16 except its more vapid and shallow and has bloodsucking dilholes. Her half-human/vampire shitspawn already has teeth and wants Jacob to bone her infant body. Mother of the Year, people.
Oh, and she also turns into a vampire, erasing all of her 'perceived' flaws, (she doesn't trip over shit anymore, big whoop), and becoming uber beautiful and powerful and breaking all vampire canon by becoming a n00b, but can restrain herself from sucking good ol' AB-.
Twilight is for people with self-esteem issues. They're either butt-ugly, stupid, an emo fucktard thinking the world is against them, or a middle aged mom.
Considered the most pandering to the Mary Sue fanbase since Bella didn't have to do shit in any of the four books and still gets everything she wants. It's like My Super Sweet 16 except its more vapid and shallow and has bloodsucking dilholes. Her half-human/vampire shitspawn already has teeth and wants Jacob to bone her infant body. Mother of the Year, people.
Oh, and she also turns into a vampire, erasing all of her 'perceived' flaws, (she doesn't trip over shit anymore, big whoop), and becoming uber beautiful and powerful and breaking all vampire canon by becoming a n00b, but can restrain herself from sucking good ol' AB-.
Twilight is for people with self-esteem issues. They're either butt-ugly, stupid, an emo fucktard thinking the world is against them, or a middle aged mom.
Breaking Wind by anonknows December 29, 2011
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(wind)breaking news
A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.
In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!
(wind)breaking news by QuacksO January 8, 2022
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.