breakfast of champions

Coffee and a cigarette

Start your day the healthy way - with the breakfast of champions!

by Peter June 29, 2005

breakfast of champions

(n.) cunnillingus performed in the morning, shortly after waking up - so named as a play on "eating pussy"; another word for pussy.

The only thing better than a wake-and-bake is a breakfast of champions.

A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".

by ka-chan February 15, 2012

breakfast of champions

the perfect hangover breakfast based on junk food and other crap you can possibly find in a college student's kitchen cabinet...

A good example of breakfast of cahmpions would be:
sausage McMuffin + a can of diet coke + leftover pepperoni pizza + a bowl of frosted cereals + Maalox plus tablets

"Fuck dude, that's what I call the breakfast of champions!!"

by Stars of Mars March 14, 2007

breakfast of champions

Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)

I'll have you know, Bertrand, that this morning I partook of the breakfast of champions.

by The only Andrew in San Antonio April 16, 2008

breakfast of champions

When a girl wakes the guy she slept with the night before up with a blowjob and swallows.

Guy: (snoring)
Girl: Alright, time to wake up...

(Later)

Guy: Dang babe, here comes the breakfast of champions!

by KittyCatty June 05, 2005

breakfast of champions

Marijuana, weed, or pot. Sometimes used in a abbreviated state as B.O.C.

'Dudes did you get the B.O.C. for tonight?'

'I'm all out of Breakfast of Champions again.'

'Damn I need some Breakfast.'

by TheOneandOnlyRealTT March 16, 2006

breakfast of champions

when after a night of partying you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize that the milk is all gone. Fortunately, there is still plenty of beer. Pour the beer into the cereal and you have yourself a breakfast of champions. I know it sounds gross, but dont judge until you are hungover and out of milk and pour some in your cereal

Me: Joe you took the last milk!
Joe: It was the only milk
Avery: well there is plenty of beer in the fridge
me: (after hesitantly pouring beer in cereal) hey this is really good
Joe: yea dude looks like you made yourself a breakfast of champions

by bootznkatznktzn November 07, 2011